Hello, and welcome to... UNDER 30 SECONDS! This time, we'll be showing YOU how to fix a computer with a virus in Under 30 Seconds!
1. Get the computer [with the virus].
2. Run to the nearest computer shop.
3. Buy a new, virus-free computer.
Congratulations! You have now "fixed" a computer with a virus in Under 30 Seconds!
Next time, on Under 30 Seconds, we'll be showing YOU how to get all of your homework done in Under 30 Seconds!
[Please note that these Under 30 Seconds posts are completely impossible to do in Under 30 Seconds, but they're pretty funny, which is why we post them.]
~Beckyx
Friday, 16 December 2011
Sunday, 28 August 2011
How to... Eat an ENTIRE Cake in Under 30 Seconds
Hello, and welcome to... UNDER 30 SECONDS! This time, we'll be showing YOU how to eat an ENTIRE cake in Under 30 Seconds!
1. Buy an ENTIRE cake.
2. Eat the cake normally in front of everyone.
3. Then, when nobody is looking, "feed" the cake to the bin.
Congratulations! The entire cake has now been "eaten"!
Next time on Under 30 Seconds, we'll be showing YOU how to fix a computer with a virus in Under 30 Seconds!
[Please note that these Under 30 Seconds posts are completely impossible to do in under 30 seconds, but they're pretty funny, which is why we post them.]
~Beckyx
1. Buy an ENTIRE cake.
2. Eat the cake normally in front of everyone.
3. Then, when nobody is looking, "feed" the cake to the bin.
Congratulations! The entire cake has now been "eaten"!
Next time on Under 30 Seconds, we'll be showing YOU how to fix a computer with a virus in Under 30 Seconds!
[Please note that these Under 30 Seconds posts are completely impossible to do in under 30 seconds, but they're pretty funny, which is why we post them.]
~Beckyx
Wednesday, 27 July 2011
How to... grow a fully grown Oak tree in Under 30 Seconds
Hello, and welcome to... UNDER 30 SECONDS! This time, we'll be showing YOU how to grow a fully grown Oak tree in Under 30 Seconds!
1. First, dig a large hole in your garden.
2. Next, go to a large garden centre.
3. Then, simply buy a fully grown oak tree, go back to your garden and plant it in the hole you made earlier!
And that's how to grow a fully grown Oak tree in Under 30 Seconds!
Next time, on Under Thirty Seconds, we'll be showing YOU how to eat an ENTIRE cake in Under 30 Seconds!
[Please note that these Under Thirty Second posts are completely impossible to do in under thirty seconds, but they're pretty funny, which is why we post them.]
~SophBeckyx
1. First, dig a large hole in your garden.
2. Next, go to a large garden centre.
3. Then, simply buy a fully grown oak tree, go back to your garden and plant it in the hole you made earlier!
And that's how to grow a fully grown Oak tree in Under 30 Seconds!
Next time, on Under Thirty Seconds, we'll be showing YOU how to eat an ENTIRE cake in Under 30 Seconds!
[Please note that these Under Thirty Second posts are completely impossible to do in under thirty seconds, but they're pretty funny, which is why we post them.]
~SophBeckyx
How to... build a mansion in Under 30 Seconds
Hello, and welcome to... UNDER 30 SECONDS! This time, we'll be showing YOU how to build a mansion in Under 30 Seconds!
1. First, call a reliable building company.
2. Ask them to build you a mansion in under thirty seconds.
And that's how to build a mansion in Under 30 Seconds!
Next time, on Under 30 Seconds, we'll be showing YOU how to eat grow a fully grown Oak tree in Under 30 Seconds!
[Please note that these Under Thirty Second posts are completely impossible to do in under thirty seconds, but they're pretty funny, which is why we post them.]
~SophBeckyx
1. First, call a reliable building company.
2. Ask them to build you a mansion in under thirty seconds.
And that's how to build a mansion in Under 30 Seconds!
Next time, on Under 30 Seconds, we'll be showing YOU how to eat grow a fully grown Oak tree in Under 30 Seconds!
[Please note that these Under Thirty Second posts are completely impossible to do in under thirty seconds, but they're pretty funny, which is why we post them.]
~SophBeckyx
Monday, 25 July 2011
New blog!
Hello viewers! Well, this is the Under 30 Seconds blog, where we tell you how to do stuff in JUST Under 30 Seconds! We'll be posting more soon...
~Under 30 Seconds team
~Under 30 Seconds team
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